Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie

About this book

"My name is Adam Meltzer and the last thing I remember was being stung by a bee while swinging at a robot-shaped pinata on my twelfth birthday. I was dead before the candy hit the ground". 'Memoirs of a neurotic zombie' is narrated by the hilarious Adam Meltzer - pre-teen, worrywart, and now zombie. Adam's family gets the fright of their lives when he turns up at their door ... three months after his funeral. Soon Adam's back at school trying to fit in and not draw extra attention to himself, but when he sees his neighbour Ernesto transform into a chupacubra, and the beautiful Corina (Adam's number one mega-crush) turns out to be a (vegan) vampire, undead life is never going to be the same again. This is a hilarious adventure caper all about friendship and being yourself ... even if you're undead.

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· 240 pages · ≈ 4 h 27 m · Easy

How long does it take to read Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie?

About ≈ 4 h 27 m — 240 pages, assuming roughly 250 words per page at 225 words per minute.Typical novel≈ 5 h 56 mMemoirs of a Neurotic Zombie~4 h 27 m

How many pages is Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie?

240 pages in its most-read edition.Typical novel320Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie240

What genre is Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie?

It sits on the Fiction shelves.

Is Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie in the public domain?

No — it is still under copyright.

Who wrote Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie?

Jeff Norton.