Melopoyn’s Financial Hardship and Search for Subsistence
By this point, Melopoyn has exhausted nearly all his money, having launched into extravagances based on theatrical expectations. His finances that should have sustained him comfortably for a year are nearly depleted after six months of spending ten guineas, though he blames the temptations of city pleasures. He wrote to his farmer kinsman promising repayment by February, which he now cannot fulfill. He confides his distress to his landlord, who allows him to continue lodging and boarding until fortune changes. Father O’Varnish offers to introduce him to a weekly paper author, but Melopoyn declines upon learning the publication foments political divisions.
Unsuccessful Attempts to Sell Poetry and Translations
Father O’Varnish suggests Melopoyn write poetry to sell to booksellers. Inspired by Pope’s success with pastorals, Melopoyn composes six eclogues in six weeks and offers them to a bookseller. The publisher returns them after two days, claiming they won’t serve his purpose, though he notes some clever lines. Melopoyn later learns the rejection stemmed from another author’s opinion. A second bookseller advises writing satirical or sensational works, recommending titles like Button Hole and The Leaky Vessel, which advice Melopoyn scorns. A third bookseller deals only in prose adventures like Robinson Crusoe or collections of conundrums for the plantations. Melopoyn then attempts translation work, applying to someone employing many translators, only to be told translations are worthless due to an oversupply of Scottish authors. When he demands half-a-guinea per sheet, the publisher refuses; lowering his price still yields no employment.
Melopoyn’s Turn to Grub Street Ballad and Sensational Writing
Reduced to desperation, Melopoyn approaches vendors of half-penny ballads. The most vociferous ballad-seller directs him to an employer entertaining a crowd with refreshments. Learning Melopoyn’s poetic inclination, the proprietor is delighted because his previous poets have gone mad in Bedlam or become drunkards. The agreement proves conditional and poorly compensated, with authors paid proportionally to sales. After being assigned a ballad subject and producing an ode in two hours, Melopoyn faces rejection for being too high-flown. After humbling his style for vulgar comprehension, he earns approximately fourpence halfpenny from the first printing. He diligently masters the Grub Street manner, eventually producing works in great demand among chairmen, draymen, coachmen, footmen, and servant maids. His ballads, adorned with cuts, appear on walls in beer cellars and cobbler stalls, and even reach clubs of substantial tradesmen. However, he discovers that empty praise cannot satisfy hunger; perhaps two of ten songs succeed. Turning to prose, he publishes sensational content—an apparition sustains him a month, monsters and tales of rape provide meals, and well-timed murders become his reliable resource. The constant demands of employers expecting instant prose and verse on any topic, regardless of his inclination, transforms his literary life into a burden.
CAPÍTULO LXIII.
This chapter, “CHAPTER LXIII,” continues and concludes the story of Mr. Melopoyn, a struggling playwright who, on the advice of his friend Mr. Supple, seeks the patronage of Lord Rattle to bring his tragedy to the London stage. Over the course of the chapter, Melopoyn endures a long series of frustrations and disappointments: Lord Rattle’s initial approval and proposed alterations, humiliating encounters with actors and managers including Mr. Brayer and Mr. Bellower, a hopeful endorsement from Earl Sheerwit, and a final evasive rejection from the celebrated actor Mr. Marmozet. Through each episode, Melopoyn learns the hard way that the theatrical world is governed by vanity, caprice, and the petty interests of those in power rather than by genuine literary merit.
Mr. Supple’s Introduction to Lord Rattle
Mr. Melopoyn renews his acquaintance with his friend Mr. Supple at the beginning of winter, hoping to advance his tragedy. Mr. Supple, who claims to have Melopoyn’s interest at heart and insists that merit alone will not bring success, offers to introduce him to Lord Rattle, a young nobleman renowned for his fine taste in dramatic writings and possessed of such influence that his patronage could shield the play from envy and ignorance. Melopoyn, deeply touched by this mark of friendship and already counting the affair as good as done, is helped by his landlord, who procures him a new suit of clothes on credit so that he may make a respectable appearance before his patron.
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